20+ Jokes in Nepali, Nepali Jokes – Sikkim Humjayega Funny Jokes

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Jokes in Nepali, Nepali Jokes – Sikkim Humjayega Funny Jokes

Devotee (Mahadev Sag): Lord, where is your trident?
Mahadev: Rajesh Hamal has taken it.
Devotee: Why?
Mahadev: He took it to eat chowmein.

Boy: I like you! I want to marry you!
Teacher: I don’t like children!
Child: Well, I will try not to have children.

Son: Dad there is problem, brother won’t open the door.
Dad: He must be sleeping, yesterday was his honeymoon.
Son: Last night my brother asked for cold cream, I gave him fevicol by mistake.

A woman talks to Khalasi after getting on the bus.
Woman: Children don’t have to pay, do they?
Khalasi: Only if they are below 12, otherwise they will be charged.
Woman: Well, I have only 9.

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The husband went to Jyotis to show his hand.
Jyotis said, “Today your wife will definitely gain money.”
In a crying voice, you are right because today I forgot my purse at home.

Two people had bet, one had only one eye,
First: Let’s bet that you see a lot or I see a lot.
Second: If that is the case, then I have won directly.
First: How?
Second: You see only one of my eyes. I see both of your eyes.

A beggar was walking on the road when he asked a student, “Give a rupee, dai.”
Student: I don’t even have a dry one. . . !!
Beggar: Come on, then let’s sit down and beg together.

Son: Daddy, is the name of the uncle next door is darling?
Babu: No Babu, his name is Ramesh.
Son: But as soon as you go to the office, Mommy calls that uncle, darling.

Boy: Let’s go to a secluded place
Girl: You won’t do anything bad, will you?
Boy: Never
Girl: In that case, let’s not go.

Boy:- Ma sanga bihe garchau?
Girl:- Nai.
Boy:- Garana plz, ma timilai eclairs dinchu.
Girl:- Nai.Arkai sanga DairyMilk ma kura milisakya cha.

Shere with Wife –
Shere: – What should I call you?
If I call you flower, then it has thorns,
If I call you moon, there is a stain on it.
If I call you monkey, then it has brains.

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Shere after Learning English

हेल्लो सर्,
When I come come
Pani paryo jham jham
Jharyo My Bag,
Book bhijyo Kasam,
Tesaile Today
I will Not Come …
Yours फाल्तु विद्यार्थी

Wife: Did you know that in India, a man exchanged his wife with a bicycle.
Shere: I would rather die but I would exchange my wife with no lesser than a motorcycle.

Sir: Why did you come to class late?
Girl: Sir, a guy was following me.
Sir: So why are you late?
Girl: Sir, the boy was walking very slowly, that’s why.